Pilot - Welcome to "You Know, I've Learned Something Today". On this episode Steve will discuss Season 1 Episode 1 "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe. Here is the synopiss - While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Eric Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him and probing him when he went to bed. Cartman's friends, Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh, try to convince him that his dream was reality. Meanwhile, Ike Broflovski is abducted.